I mean, what kind of crap is that? An eight-foot tall crocodile is silenced by a small metal toy? The realism in this game is just absurd. Then, you have Killer Croc, who looks badass but ends up constantly falling down when you slap him with a batarang.

This billionaire playboy has everything and he wants me to feel sorry for him? Fat chance, Bruce. You encounter all of the bad guys, including Scarecrow, who makes Batman cry because he misses his parents. Batman has more in common with a certain farm animal than the vampiric dwellers of the night. I spent the bulk of my time hiding from enemies, which is something a true hero never does. Seriously, if you are so awesome why not run in there and dodge the bullets with your awesome agility Rat Boy? Also, what is up with all the gadgets? Apparently, Batman canвЂ™t take a piss without connecting a grappling hook to a ledge first. Bats has to constantly sneak around guys with guns. Normal people are committed for dressing like this, dead parents or not.ДЄnyway, back to the game.

I mean, he makes balloon animals and wears funny shoes then again, you wear your underwear on the outside of your costume soвЂ¦ When a clown can be your bitter rival, it is hard for me to take you seriously. You see, there is your first problem with Batman. So, this latest game has Bruce вЂњI Miss my MommyвЂќ Wayne as he fumbles his way around Arkham Asylum trying to stop the Joker. Dude, get a job, or better yet, join the real crime fighting brigade known as the U.S. Seriously, if I saw a man dressed like that in real life, I would punch him right on the tip for being a creeper. He is that whining super hero, who complains constantly about his parents dying while dressing up liked a winged rat to scare criminals. So, I decided to take a break from playing crappy games to play, well, a crappier game.

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